It's an obsession

A BRIEF SUMMARY OF EDWARD FORTY HANDS
    BY TYLER OAKLEY AND MAMRIE HART
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Mamrie does quite a bit with her life.
Tyler has beef with Winona Ryder.
Tyler has baby hands.
You spell 40 without a “U”.
Mamrie is cheesy.
Tyler is cream-filled.
Warm beer makes Mamrie hurl.
Tyler: *hysterical cackling*
Mamrie: *hysterical weezing*
Nobody pee’d.
Mamrie didn’t shart.

 

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